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Stitchawl · 12-18-2010, 01:19 AM

SEASONS GREETINGS (Edited by our Legal Department.)

From me ("the wishor") to you ("the wishee") please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that this greeting:

is subject to further clarification or withdrawal:

* is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged;
* implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes;
* may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor; and
* is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor. Any references in this greeting to "The Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our Saviour", "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer" or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third-party names and images are hereby acknowledged.

And to all... a good night!

Stitchawl

FlorenceArt · 12-18-2010, 04:39 AM

Why, thank you Stitchawl! And happy holidays to you too

Please note that the above declaration does not constitute an endorsement of any part of your message, which my lawyers are examining closely as we talk, nor implies in any way that I approve or disapprove it, and does not in any way bind any of the other wishees, or myself for that matter.

GeoffC · 12-18-2010, 05:17 AM

erm ... okay .... i'll have to look into this a little more, in the meantime ...

Happy Holidays or the equivalent thereof according to your own definitions or otherwise....

phenomshel · 12-18-2010, 01:39 PM

What they said! (I'm not awake enough to compose in legalese....)

desertblues · 12-18-2010, 04:31 PM

I wish you a Happy Christmas and all you would wish for in the coming year.

dsvick · 12-18-2010, 06:06 PM

Thanks Stitchawl, and same to you!!

Is it still the winter solstice in Oz?

poohbear_nc · 12-18-2010, 06:12 PM

The person who may or may not be associated with the depicted avatar may or may not wish you or your guardian a joyous holiday of your or your guardian's choice. The person who may or may not be associated with said avatar is not liable in any legal or moral sense for the failure of the holiday of your or your guardian's choice to be joyous. No monetary recompense will be available failing the attainment of joy by you or your guardian during any holiday, chosen or not.
[patent pending]

Stitchawl · 12-21-2010, 07:52 PM

Time to go and catch the plane. Tea is packed, cat is gone, and so are we!

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy New Year, and all the best to everyone!

Stitchawl

lene1949 · 12-22-2010, 03:57 AM

... I'm wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year... I hope that doesn't implicate me in any way...

MJK2111 · 12-22-2010, 10:12 AM

gauisus feriae!

GeoffC · 12-22-2010, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lene1949

... I'm wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year... I hope that doesn't implicate me in any way...

mmm, is that not you inciting us to drink?

kindlekitten · 12-22-2010, 10:40 AM

Happy Saturnalia!!!!

12-18-2010, 01:19 AM	#1
Stitchawl Opsimath Posts: 12,344 Karma: 187123287 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chiang Mai, Northern Thailand Device: Sony PRS-650, iPhone 5, Kobo Glo, Sony PRS-350, iPad, Samsung Galaxy	For everyone, regardless of... SEASONS GREETINGS (Edited by our Legal Department.) From me ("the wishor") to you ("the wishee") please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that this greeting: is subject to further clarification or withdrawal: * is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged; * implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes; * may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor; and * is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor. Any references in this greeting to "The Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our Saviour", "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer" or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third-party names and images are hereby acknowledged. And to all... a good night! Stitchawl Last edited by Stitchawl; 12-18-2010 at 06:47 AM.

12-18-2010, 04:39 AM	#2
FlorenceArt High Priestess Posts: 5,761 Karma: 5042529 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Montreuil sous bois, France Device: iPad Pro 9.7, iPhone 6 Plus	Why, thank you Stitchawl! And happy holidays to you too Please note that the above declaration does not constitute an endorsement of any part of your message, which my lawyers are examining closely as we talk, nor implies in any way that I approve or disapprove it, and does not in any way bind any of the other wishees, or myself for that matter.

12-18-2010, 05:17 AM	#3
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	erm ... okay .... i'll have to look into this a little more, in the meantime ... Happy Holidays or the equivalent thereof according to your own definitions or otherwise....

12-18-2010, 01:39 PM	#4
phenomshel ZCD BombShel Posts: 4,793 Karma: 8293322 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: The Frozen North (aka Illinois, USA) Device: iPad, STB Kindle Oasis	What they said! (I'm not awake enough to compose in legalese....)

12-18-2010, 04:31 PM	#5
desertblues Home for the moment Posts: 5,127 Karma: 27718936 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: travelling Device: various	I wish you a Happy Christmas and all you would wish for in the coming year.

12-18-2010, 06:06 PM	#6
dsvick Wizard Posts: 2,737 Karma: 635747 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Northeast Ohio, USA Device: PRS-900	Thanks Stitchawl, and same to you!! Is it still the winter solstice in Oz?

12-18-2010, 06:12 PM	#7
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,382 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	The person who may or may not be associated with the depicted avatar may or may not wish you or your guardian a joyous holiday of your or your guardian's choice. The person who may or may not be associated with said avatar is not liable in any legal or moral sense for the failure of the holiday of your or your guardian's choice to be joyous. No monetary recompense will be available failing the attainment of joy by you or your guardian during any holiday, chosen or not. [patent pending]

12-21-2010, 07:52 PM	#8
Stitchawl Opsimath Posts: 12,344 Karma: 187123287 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chiang Mai, Northern Thailand Device: Sony PRS-650, iPhone 5, Kobo Glo, Sony PRS-350, iPad, Samsung Galaxy	Time to go and catch the plane. Tea is packed, cat is gone, and so are we! Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy New Year, and all the best to everyone! Stitchawl

12-22-2010, 03:57 AM	#9
lene1949 Wizard Posts: 1,952 Karma: 213930 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Middelfart, Denmark Device: Kindle paper white	... I'm wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year... I hope that doesn't implicate me in any way...

12-22-2010, 10:12 AM	#10
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	gauisus feriae!

12-22-2010, 10:40 AM	#12
kindlekitten Professional Adventuress Posts: 13,368 Karma: 50260224 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!) Device: Kindle, the original! Times Two! and gifting an International Kindle	Happy Saturnalia!!!!

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