Monkey wars

AprilHare · 09-30-2010, 08:25 PM

The need for super monkeys (Langur monkeys) to protect people from rather ordinary wild Indian monkeys is paramount to the Commonwealth Games in Delhi.
My question is: would you feel comfortable with this "protection" business, or do you feel as I do that a proper monkey war is needed to combat the threat of monkeys once and for all?
http://www.smh.com.au/commonwealth-g...930-15yhk.html
http://www.smh.com.au/photogallery/c...electedImage=0

Falcao · 09-30-2010, 08:47 PM

I ain't no monkey!
-- Charles Darwin

ardeegee · 09-30-2010, 08:47 PM

They of course need to contact the Taliban.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&s...ns+ta&gs_rfai=

AprilHare · 09-30-2010, 09:01 PM

Born from a egg on a mountain top - He was irrepressible! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_%28TV_series%29
"[Monkey possesses] the ability to conjure monkey warriors by blowing on hairs plucked from his chest."

AprilHare · 10-01-2010, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ardeegee

They of course need to contact the Taliban.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&s...ns+ta&gs_rfai=

Really, a monkey with a gun is a bit rich!
They should maim people (and other monkeys) the old fashioned way.

AprilHare · 10-01-2010, 02:02 AM

Langur monkeys are cute though.

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montsnmags · 10-01-2010, 02:13 AM

Langurs...macaques...fine for fightin' but they're no gibbon.

SneakySnake · 10-01-2010, 02:14 AM

do do do the funky gibbon!

montsnmags · 10-01-2010, 02:15 AM

The Funky Gibbon!

AprilHare · 10-02-2010, 06:19 AM

Too gibbony, not enough monkey.

SneakySnake · 10-02-2010, 07:11 PM

This is the one you want!

Monkey

Falcao · 10-02-2010, 09:05 PM

This monkey is better.

AprilHare · 10-03-2010, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SneakySnake

This is the one you want!

Monkey

That's the stuff!
Yay for monkey!

AprilHare · 10-07-2010, 08:28 PM

The monkey wars got the Colbert bump! http://www.colbertnation.com/the-col...onkey-security

GeoffC · 10-08-2010, 06:34 AM

we need no monkey business here ....

09-30-2010, 08:25 PM	#1
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	Monkey wars The need for super monkeys (Langur monkeys) to protect people from rather ordinary wild Indian monkeys is paramount to the Commonwealth Games in Delhi. My question is: would you feel comfortable with this "protection" business, or do you feel as I do that a proper monkey war is needed to combat the threat of monkeys once and for all? http://www.smh.com.au/commonwealth-g...930-15yhk.html http://www.smh.com.au/photogallery/c...electedImage=0

09-30-2010, 09:01 PM	#4
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	Born from a egg on a mountain top - He was irrepressible! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_%28TV_series%29 "[Monkey possesses] the ability to conjure monkey warriors by blowing on hairs plucked from his chest." Last edited by AprilHare; 09-30-2010 at 09:22 PM.

10-02-2010, 07:11 PM	#11
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	This is the one you want! Monkey Last edited by SneakySnake; 10-02-2010 at 07:16 PM.

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09-30-2010, 08:47 PM	#2
Falcao Banned Posts: 1,344 Karma: 1028477047 Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Nueva Andalucía Device: Sony PRS 650	I ain't no monkey! -- Charles Darwin

09-30-2010, 08:47 PM	#3
ardeegee Maratus speciosus butt Posts: 3,292 Karma: 1162698 Join Date: Sep 2009 Device: PRS-350	They of course need to contact the Taliban. http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&s...ns+ta&gs_rfai=

10-01-2010, 02:02 AM	#6
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	Langur monkeys are cute though.

10-01-2010, 02:13 AM	#7
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	Langurs...macaques...fine for fightin' but they're no gibbon.

10-01-2010, 02:14 AM	#8
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	do do do the funky gibbon!

10-01-2010, 02:15 AM	#9
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	The Funky Gibbon!

10-02-2010, 06:19 AM	#10
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	Too gibbony, not enough monkey.

10-02-2010, 09:05 PM	#12
Falcao Banned Posts: 1,344 Karma: 1028477047 Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Nueva Andalucía Device: Sony PRS 650	This monkey is better.

10-07-2010, 08:28 PM	#14
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	The monkey wars got the Colbert bump! http://www.colbertnation.com/the-col...onkey-security

10-08-2010, 06:34 AM	#15
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	we need no monkey business here ....

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