Google - what's next?

[Colin Dunstan]

What does Google plan to do next? According to this very funny chart graphic:

• Launch Google Good Men, as good men have historically been hard to find
• Build world-class headquartoogles
• Enter beta testing for Google Apartment, which will let users search for shoes, wallet, and keys
• Patent the idea of looking for something
• Occassionally shut down so people stop taking them for granted
• Add "I'm Feeling Lonely, Miserable, And Unlucky" button to homepage
• Introduce service that allows users to find out how much flour they have left with a single keystroke
• Finally get around to making back-up disks of everything