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Fbone · 10-31-2025, 10:07 PM

Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe, but if you remove it, you get gravy.

DNSB · 11-01-2025, 12:33 AM

What do you call a book on Voyeurism? a Peeping Tome.

Fbone · 11-03-2025, 12:23 AM

Here's one I read today-

“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird feisty caffeinated weightlifters.

DNSB · 11-03-2025, 11:18 AM

Nice one!

Straws are for suckers.

DNSB · 11-06-2025, 05:03 AM

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke but...

...you guys didn't like it.

Fbone · 11-21-2025, 09:06 PM

Nothing tops a plain pizza.

Fbone · 12-01-2025, 12:22 AM

My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying “Are you even listening to me?”

DNSB · 12-01-2025, 04:05 AM

A lot of women complain that their husbands never listen to them. I'm proud to say l have never heard my wife say that.

Fbone · 12-03-2025, 01:52 AM

If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $8.30

DNSB · 12-03-2025, 07:39 PM

The platypus went into a bar and he ordered two sodas.
"That'll be $2.50, please" said the bartender.
"Just put it on my bill" said the platypus.

DNSB · Today, 04:18 AM

I don't know why Americans are so against the metric system. They've been using 9mm in schools for years.

Fbone · Today, 05:34 PM

Starbucks isn't that expensive, when you think of how much Victoria Secret charges per cup.

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10-31-2025, 10:07 PM	#11701
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,329 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe, but if you remove it, you get gravy.

11-01-2025, 12:33 AM	#11702
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 48,992 Karma: 174631584 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	What do you call a book on Voyeurism? a Peeping Tome.

11-03-2025, 12:23 AM	#11703
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,329 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Here's one I read today- “I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird feisty caffeinated weightlifters.

11-03-2025, 11:18 AM	#11704
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 48,992 Karma: 174631584 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	Nice one! Straws are for suckers.

11-06-2025, 05:03 AM	#11705
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 48,992 Karma: 174631584 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	I was going to tell a time-traveling joke but... ...you guys didn't like it.

11-21-2025, 09:06 PM	#11706
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,329 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Nothing tops a plain pizza.

12-01-2025, 12:22 AM	#11707
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,329 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying “Are you even listening to me?”

12-01-2025, 04:05 AM	#11708
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 48,992 Karma: 174631584 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	A lot of women complain that their husbands never listen to them. I'm proud to say l have never heard my wife say that.

12-03-2025, 01:52 AM	#11709
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,329 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $8.30

12-03-2025, 07:39 PM	#11710
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 48,992 Karma: 174631584 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	The platypus went into a bar and he ordered two sodas. "That'll be $2.50, please" said the bartender. "Just put it on my bill" said the platypus.

Today, 04:18 AM	#11711
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 48,992 Karma: 174631584 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	I don't know why Americans are so against the metric system. They've been using 9mm in schools for years.

Today, 05:34 PM	#11712
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,329 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Starbucks isn't that expensive, when you think of how much Victoria Secret charges per cup.