I should've said before, but I have the problem with the latest Calibre on Windows 7 64-bit. For reference, Instafetch on my Android phone grabs all my articles.
Calibre is so awesome I feel like a dick even bringing it up, but there you have it. My other complaint is that I pronounce it cuh-LEE-bray, but I think most people pronounce it CAL-i-burr. My way is fancier.