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A Plea for Sanity and Serenity
(Sung to the tune of "Santa Claus is Comming to Town")
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Daddy's head is gonna explode!
You're making my pissed,
Vision's gone hazy.
Must you kids always drive me crazy?
Daddy's head is gonna explode!
I seethe when you're not sleeping.
I cringe when you don't eat.
When you jump o'er the furniture
my heart triples its beat!
You know my love
is solid and true;
It's the only reason
I haven't sold you
To the circus just leaving town...
All your toys are in a mess now
Why won't you keep clean?
A "Little Pony" unicorn
Has just punctured my spleen!
With every little wail,
my heabeat drums
I'm scarfing Vallium
and sucking down Tums
Daddy's head is gonna explode!
Daddy's head is gonna explode!
Daddy's head is gonna explode!
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