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Here in Wisconsin, Green Bay Packers fans are more than a little disappointed at the lack-luster season:
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Green Bay Packers.
Q. What do the Green Bay Packers and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.
Q. How do you keep the Green Bay Packers out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What's the difference between the Green Bay Packers and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
And a news item from a few weeks ago:
Green Bay Packers football practice was delayed nearly two hours yesterday after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach, Mike McCarthy, immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line.
Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
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