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Originally Posted by DixieGal
No one has addressed their raggedy bad fashion sense. After all, they were buried in their finest togs. So why do they come out of their coffins wearing what can only be described as shabby shroud style?
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Possibility One: Zombies absorb chemicals from their clothing, causing the clothing to degrade over time. This could be the reason they tend to be dressed in shades of gray, they absorb all of the other colors.
Possibility Two: Their good clothing was stolen, leaving them with only rags.
Possibility Three: Being a fashionable zombie requires raggedy clothing. The Zombie Fashion Police decend upon unfashionable potential zombies and ensure they meet appropriate zombie fashion standards.