What do pirates sit on?
Their ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRse!
What happened to the pirate who fell in love with a girl?
They had an ARRrrrrrr rated affair!
What is the one thing a pirate is afraid of?
ARRRmageddon!
Why was the pirate's son a disappointment to his father?
Because when he grew up he did not want to be a pirate... he wanted to be an ARRRRRtist!!!
What did the pirate's daughter get for Christmas?
A BaRRRRRbie!
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