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Old 03-24-2011, 09:46 AM   #4
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So what's next? A car that you have to feed oats to, so it's like a horse? A computer that works with a crank, like an old adding machine?
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Next a special scent to give you eReader that printed book smell

There was a thread a while back (that I can't find...) where someone suggested a little hidden razor that pops out every so often to give you a "paper" cut.

EDIT: Found it!
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The next step? A special ebook mouse-- at random intervals as you are flipping over the virtual page, the software sends a signal to the mouse to extend a small razor blade embedded in the left button. It gives the authentic "paper cut" experience.

This is unrelated to my idea for the indie writer's keyboard! That keyboard has a needle in the center of the key for the exclamation mark! It teaches you to only use exclamation marks when you actually need exclamation marks!
(Included that second bit because it's also funny, though not relevant.)

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