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Old 01-09-2009, 06:29 AM   #57
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Lightbulb

A few lightbulbs...

- How many Mac users does it take to change a lightbulb?
- None, iLightbulb is included with OS/X, it's always switched on and you cannot change it.

- How many Windows users does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?
- None, everything is screwed up out-of-the-box.

- How many Linux users does it take to change a lightbulb?
- One, if he finds the Lightbulb distro that fits the hole...

- How many iLiad users does it take to change a lightbulb?
- I Don't know. We're just waiting Adam B. to do the porting...

- How many iPhone users does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Sorry. Our DRM does not permit to change lightbulbs. You've got to buy a new house, register it via iTunes, and download your new bulb from App Store.

- How many Sony PRS users does it take to change a lightbulb?
- One: kovidgoyal. From now on, a calibre plugin will do it.

- How many Kindle users does it take to change a lightbulb?
- None. Amazon does not sell lightbulbs. But users can have illumination from Whispernet for 1$/lumen.

- How many pirates does it take to change a lightbulb?
- 1001: one to buy the lightbulb, duplicate and upload it; the others to seed it to make the torrent faster.

- How many writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
- 11: one to change it, the others to discuss about how Hemingway or Proust would have done it.

- How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?
- One, the first who get the copyright. And for 98 years after the new bulb dies, nobody else can do it.

- How many Zelda Pinwheel does it take to change a lightbulb?
- None. Vivaldirules does it for her...

- How many MR members does it take to change a lightbulb?
- 3: one to complain for the price of e-lightbulbs compared to paper; one to complain about the DRM in them, and one to actually change the lightbulb with a PD one and publish it in the forum.




Please, add your lightbulb jokes, if you want.
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