I wasted another day at work following news of the oil spill south of Louisiana. As a result of bipolar disorder and a well placed detour sign, I stumbled upon this video about modifying messages on road signs.
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/off...ers.cnn?hpt=C2
Tomorrow, see these messages I entered into US highway notification system:
IF U CN RD DIS, U JES GOT HIRD AS A TEECHER
ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ARE ABOUT TO ENTER MOBILEREAD, ALABAMA