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There is this farm and on this farm there is the usual chickens, pigs, horses, and sheep. Well one day the farmer gets a new rooster and lets him loose. With a look of amazement the farmer watches as the rooster starts to hump a chicken. He does it so fast that the chicken drops dead. From there the rooster goes to another , then another and another. Distraught the farmer goes to his house for the night. The next morning the farmer comes out to see his farm is a wreck. There are dead animals everywhere. It appears the rooster has killed them all. Well the farmer decides to search for the rooster and kill it. After a few minutes in a field the farmer spots the rooster laying there, high in the sky the farmer sees vultures circling the roosters corpse. The farmer approaches and laughs and says " Well you got what you deserved you little bastard." The rooster cocks and eye and says " SHHHHH they'll be down soon. "
( Okay not one of my best but I had to clean it up A LOT)
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