Texas Etiquette:
Never ask a person if he's from Texas.
If he is, he'll let you know soon enough.
If he isn't, you don't want to embarrass him.
You know, if Texans were so obnoxious and bothersome, you'd think the rest of the US would be glad to see us go. Yet many of them seem to blow a fuse at the idea of getting rid of Texas. I wonder why?
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