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Old 07-25-2008, 09:11 AM   #269
Barcey
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... an old one.

An Armadillo, a Panda and a Duck are sitting at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter walks up to the armadillo and asks what happened.

The armadillo say "I don't know I was just walking down the street and a fridge came through a window and landed on my head."

Saint Peter asks the panda what happened.

The panda says, "I was sure my wife was cheating on me with a sailor. I came home early one day and there was a sailor's cap on the floor. I was furious and looked all through the apartment and couldn't find him. In a fit of rage I picked up the fridge and tossed it out the window. I felt a pain in my chest and next thing I was here."

Saint Peter asked the duck what happened.

The duck said, "I don't know. I was just sitting in a fridge minding my own business..."
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