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Originally Posted by badgoodDeb;
How bout some jokes with no injured aminals? Some of us are pet lovers.....
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H'mmmm, a lot of us are pet lovers!
I think that when we loose the ability to laugh at ourselves we have lost our humanity.
From your avatar and comments I guess you might be blond. So no offence!
(No animals or people were harmed in the making of this frivolity.)
Guy driving home in the dusk, when the whole cast of watership down runs across the road in front of him, as hard as he tries he can't avoid them and turns one of the rabbits into a road kill.
Full of remorse he gets out of his car and cradles the dead rabbit in his hands.
At this moment another car pulls up, out gets a blond woman who realises at once his distress.
She tries to console him, but understands it is futile and returns to her car where she retrieves an aerosol can.
Gently removing the dead rabbit from his hands she sprays it with the aerosol and places it lovingly on the ground.
After a few moments the rabbit springs to life and runs fifty yards down the road, stops, turns and waves to the blond and the man.
Runs another fifty yards, stops, turns, and waves to the blond and the man. This continues until the rabbit is out of sight.
The man overwhelmed, questions the blond what she has done and asks to see the aerosol can, Which is Hair spray, he reads the label, which says -
- restores life and vitality to hair and imparts a permanent wave.
H'mmmm then, how about this one?
How can you tell when a lawyer is telling the truth -
- by the stony silence :-)