Loads of people thought the paperback was the funniest novel ever and now its available as an Ebook.
New Shoes
If you love the humor of South Park or Family Guy™,then you’ll probably love this. As a one legged, uneducated, depressed, female sex worker, Constance is accidentally abducted by aliens. Fearing micro bacterial infection, they abandon her on the International Space Station, hoping no one will notice an extra tourist... Warning: Contains Adult Humor.
Reviews:
'A great read - very funny and a well-crafted story too!' Megan Day.
'I thought this was the funniest book I've ever read, its just hilarious'-Liam Barcoe.
5* review on Goodreads
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6...#other_reviews
My Ebooks are available from Smashwords/Kobo/Diesel/B&N/Sony/Borders Australia
links to all distros on my website why not go & check them out? Nothing ventured nothing gained and you may get a laugh to brighten your day.
http://www.rdlecoeur.net/
http://http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/4572