For those of you who are playing along at home, I've changed my bio at Smashwords. The first time around I was going for a "folksy" feel and I wrote it in the first person. I decided to go for a more professional feel and wrote in the third person this time. It's also a little more informative about my background.
https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/KevinALyons
(I hope this is an appropriate use of the thread!)