YOU SURVIVED THE MAYAN APOCALYPSE
YOU FINISHED YOUR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
YOUR CHRISTMAS CARDS ARE ALL IN THE MAIL
Life seem a little dull now?
Looking for new challenges?
Itching for an escape from the visiting relatives?
Still no NHL games to view?
Well ..... we've got just what you're looking for!
[Even if you didn't know you were looking for anything!]
But we can't tell you what it is ..... yet .... because ....
Sharpen up those brain cells! Put down that egg nog! Get ready to solve the year's most baffling puzzle! And win stuff! Really neat stuff!
Stay tuned to this channel for the arrival of ..............
