[GuillaumeJay]

I'm entering, and I should win, because two days ago, my axim x50v, which i've been using for reading for 4 years, died on me.
In a panic attack, I bought the first available on ebay to replace it.
Then, I realized :
- that I should have thought a bit more, and buy some newfangled reader
- that the wife is not going to be happy when she'll receive the package
- that the wife is never going to let me buy a new fangled reader now, since
"You just bought one !"
"But it's because the old one failed, and i need a bigger screen"
"You should have taken more care of your thing, and I also need some bigger thing, but i'm not seeing another man here, right ?"
"Hey, i'm perfectly normal, and it's my money, which I tediously earn while you're lazying at home. ".
"I'm with the kids you makes me , sacrificing my career ! I should have listened to my mother"
"What did she say again ?"
and it's going to end in blood, tears, and divorce.

Please, save me. for the kids !