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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe
 Of course the operation didn't really 'neuter' me. It took 40 years of marriage to do that! 
To my darling wife: You know I'm joking, baby! Love you! All the muches in the world! |
So... where are YOU sleeping tonight? The couch or the doghouse? BTW, you owe me a keyboard...
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Amazingly, I hardly felt any discomfort at all those first two days, but the third made up for it in spades. I really paid the price for acting as if I were Superman those first two days. Had I known then what I know now, I would have scheduled a week off work and stayed in bed the whole time; pain or no pain.
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My best friend was ready to sue the surgeon. He virtually could not move off the couch for almost three weeks. Swollen like a softball. He didn't resume normal movement for more than two months! I was able to function normally with just tenderness right at the incision sites by about the 6-7th day, but he was in agony. And we both used the same surgeon! Different strokes for different folks. (No pun intended.)
Stitchawl