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Originally Posted by pshrynk
That and pine for the fjords...
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So, if you are pining for the fjords, then you must be heading north. Based on this vital clue, I can only conclude that the light ahead must be the Northern Lights (or one, thereof). Now, as we all know, the Northern Lights, or Aurora Borealis are caused by the arrival of a larger number of highly energetic charged and radioactive particles being dragged into the atmosphere by the earth's magnetic field snapping back on itself after a particularly enthusiastic tango with the solar wind. So what you are looking at is a collection of exceptionally unhealthy radioactive particles.
That, or Eyjafjallajokull (opps, sorry - here, have a tissue to clean yourself up) is erupting with unwarranted vigor again.
Either way, the both sound bad of airborne creatures, so my reasoned advice, based on detailed deductions and comprehensive study, and position and a professional chartered windbag (FRSW, to be precise), is:
RUN AWAY!
That'll be £350. Plus Taxes. And indemnity premium. And 10¢ for the tissue. Thank you.