[Falcao]

Computer terms

1. My girlfriend left me - I got kicked out from the server
2. My girlfriend left me for another guy - My account was pirated
3. I have many girlfriends - Multitasking
4. I'm constipated - High output impedance
5. I have diarrhea - Low output impedance
6. I forgot to pick-up you - Memory Failed / Low Memory
7. She doesn't answer the phone - Bad Login, Access Denied
8. She told me yes! - Compilation Successful
9. I said something that she didn't liked - Compilation Error!
10. I'm feed-up of this relationship - Do you want to exit? (y/n)
11. Are you pregnant? - Fatal error while linking!
12. Do you want to get back together? - Do you want to continue?(y/n)
13. Are you leaving me for another guy? - Do you want to change process?
14. Today is our anniversary - Process still running
15. I don't understand her - Error in track 0
16. We are breaking-up - System Crashed, Restart?(y/n)
17. She already forget me - File Deleted
18. We can start over again - Ctrl-Alt-Del, Reset, FORMAT C:/
19. I caught a cold! - A virus has been found in the system!
20. Do you want to be my girlfriend? - Do you want to install system?
21. Do you want to marry me? - ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DELETE LIBERTY.EXE? (yes/no)
22. She is getting difficult - Can't open file
23. Let see my little black book - Dir C:/
24. I'm eating - Uploading
25. I went to the W.C. - Downloading
26. I'm in the mood - Upsizing
27. Not today, I've a headache - Downsizing
28. Subway (the tube, metro train) - Serial Bus
29. Viagra - Power Source!
30. Nice body! - Nice case/cabinet!
31. Cheerleader - Too much hardware, too few software
32. Nerdy girl - Too much software, too few hardware
33. Drunk driver - Semiconductor
34. Change of girlfriend - Upgrade
35. Passionate kiss - High voltage peak-to-peak
36. Fainting - System fall
37. Hi! - Handshaking
38. Wass-up? - Acknowledge
39. Women chat - Full duplex
40. Men chat - Half duplex
41. Man-woman chat - Protocol error!
42. Fat - Bandwidth