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Originally Posted by DixieGal
Granted! They are now giving them away for free, which gives you horrible buyers regret because of all the money you already invested in devices!
I wish I could get that mosquito bite on the back of my left leg to stop itching.
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Granted, the bite on the back of your left leg stops itching... and 100 more appear all over your body, in the most inconvenient of places mind you, itch 100 times worse, and take 10 times longer to heal!
Ouch, now that's a little harsh! (Sorry!)
I wish the evil genie would wish for something and have it corrupt his wish-granting skill such that he/she could not be compelled to corrupt any more of MY wishes; your wishes, on the other hand...
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