Surely vampires are cold to the touch? I mean, eww.
I'm embarrassed to go to the front page of BoB at work, since one of the top sellers is invariably a bronzed six-pack. That might be why I still don't have an account with them and have never bought anything there.
I don't care if people like to read them, but I'm kind of thankful that the covers are hidden away on ereaders these days, to be honest.