Dear Diary:
I'm so ashamed.
The Chicken Eater's Anonymous meetings are losing their effectiveness. I'm not sure how much longer I can hold out before I given in to temptation and eat a chicken. A plump, juicy, BBQ'd chicken smothered in Honey Garlic sauce.
NO! NO! NO! Must not think about eating chickens. Chickens are my friends. I cannot eat my friends.
Can I?