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Originally Posted by lestatar
@dreams: inre the Bogart/Inspector Gadget Snake...
FYI, Chinese eat snakes too 
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{*** SS (SneakySnake)! Would you please _Stop_ doing that! I told you to hop! Just hop! Besides, it's a little freaky to turn around and see a chicken slithering toward me on the ground, beak in the dirt, and those little chicken feet flapping around behind.**}
{**Now, sit up and hop! I spent a lot of time finding these chicken disguises and there is no way they will recognize us now.**}
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{***OK, remember what I told you. I'll do all the clucking... Yes, I know you spent a lot of time trying to learn, but somehow I think that if you say, "Ssssssuk. Sssssuk." they'll shoot first and ask questions later.**}