Granted. Unfortunately you're computer imploded as you tried to download them, creating a tear in the fabric of the universe. This leads to several other unlikely events, the end result is massive ecological disaster for which you are blamed for.
Good news is that you are allowed to read those books eventually. That is while in prison serving several life sentences.
I wish the ducks would rise up and become overlords of humanity!
Last edited by Dylrob; 09-12-2008 at 04:08 AM.
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