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Originally Posted by Donnageddon
Right now I am reading all about Marc's morning shopping, eating and showering.
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I'll install a webcam (not in the shower - that's pay-per-view).
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It is fascinating stuff! I can't wait to read what happens next... Will the wallet hold all the stuff the last one did?
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No. The wallet I bought last week (a nice, dark green, kangaroo leather) is too big, tempting me to stuff it full. This one is much smaller - I'll even have to sacrifice a couple of cards (not the credit cards; never the credit cards).
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Will he start wearing undergarments to lengthen the life of his shorts' crotchal area?
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Never! The shorts must learn to live in their new full-body-contact crotchal environment, or suffer the early indignity of the rag bin. I'm sorry, but they're my principles, and I refuse to compromise (besides, when you get that nice cool breeze up your shorts-leg....ahhhhhhhh).
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Will he still get rid of all the dander, or will his body crevices get irritated?
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I know you shouldn't scratch an itch, but my word it
feels so good.
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I have no life, so I find living vicariously through Marc the next best thing!
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All of the superficial and quotidian pleasures, but without the irritation (well, mostly without irrititation
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Originally Posted by Donnageddon
It's kinda like The Truman Show.
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...thus confirming the crux of my chronic paranoia. Now excuse me while I go look for cameras...
Cheers,
Marc (There's one! Oh, no, don't worry...that's one of mine)