I believe that poohbear is one
very fast chicken, he's still around to taunt us
Pooh, if yo run so much, you will be hard to chew at the end. Not that it will save you from becoming chicken soup...
Btw there is a great Bulgarian song, sung from the view of a see turtle. It basically sings "people, please understand, I don't want to be a soup!"
Here, if you feel like listening to a foreign language:
http://youtu.be/XbHF7jUEcyM