Anna,

The fact that you got roasted on comedy central does not entitle you to free COPYRIGHTED materials. Spend $15 at walmart for the book, or spend 15 minutes and get a job at Walmart so you can finally afford to move out of your parents' attic. You are 43 years old, and I don't think they are buying the "just getting back on my feet" bit anymore than you are buying a legal copy of this book.