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vivaldirules · 03-08-2008, 09:27 AM

I once tried the "vacuum" kiss (see chapter 14) on a girl. Was her name Vera? I can't recall. Anyway, she was never the same afterwards. I mean literally. Couldn't walk, talk, or chew gum - alone or in combination. Maybe I sucked too hard. Maybe I should have tried the "eyelash" kiss (chapter 15). Naw, probably would have just blinded her.

03-08-2008, 09:27 AM	#2
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	I once tried the "vacuum" kiss (see chapter 14) on a girl. Was her name Vera? I can't recall. Anyway, she was never the same afterwards. I mean literally. Couldn't walk, talk, or chew gum - alone or in combination. Maybe I sucked too hard. Maybe I should have tried the "eyelash" kiss (chapter 15). Naw, probably would have just blinded her.