It is an offense to thine ears to hear the utterance of the doggerel modern "english" from the wretched masses!
Thou shalt henceforth use only the true Elizabethan Olde English, forswearing the usage of such common dirty toungues, as those spewed by the peasants on the filthy continent, and of course, the accursed colonies.
I proclaimeth it!
Last edited by Donnageddon; 01-25-2009 at 06:58 PM.
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