So Don, you'd like th joke about the dead gunslinger (Doc Holliday - who died from TB) in the old west. It rained the day they were taking him up to boot hill. The hill was so steep that the casket slipped out of the hearse and started sliding down the hill, picking up speed as it went. It slammed into the apothecary shop, hit the counter, popped open, the corpse set up & said, "Doc, you got anything to stop this coffin?"
