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Originally Posted by kad032000
Certain (types of) jokes I may not find funny, but I don't consider them in bad taste. I just don't find them amusing. For example, I find 95% of bathroom humor pretty bland. Probably because I'm neither embarrassed nor disgusted by bodily functions, thus it holds no shock value for me.
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I'm somewhat in agreement with you on that.
BUT:
I want a joke to shock the hell out of you and move you away from your comfortable niche where you knit stockings all day long in front of a lazy calico.
I'm not after a "feel-good" joke: Leave that to Grandma and Grandpa. I want to touch that corpse and shove it forward into that raging night. Or, better yet - much better, in fact: get that corpse animated, whether it be feline or human, and have those dead limbs dance a crazy Cumbian tune on a windy night when the wind blows dementedly down dark alleys to touch the hidden parts of the human psyche.
Or give me a lollipop - a blood-red one, please.
Don