Originally Posted by RWood
(in a rushed voice) You Mr. Taylor 514 ce have won this exciting collection of llama figurines. But wait, that's not all. You will also receive at no addition cost (except for shipping and handling fees) this vital llama poo picker. Our agents searched every corner of the globe to bring you the best in llama accessories, for that llama of your dreams. Imagine those restful evenings as you and your llama recline under the spreading branches of the old chestnut tree listening to the lush sounds of 101 Llams baying the most romantic songs ever written. Then, you and your llama will tour the historic streets of Paris (Virginia) and dine at the world famous McDonald's. Of course no evening in Paris (Virginia) would be complete without a stop at Ed's Package & Ammo where you'll receive a complementary six pack and a full clip which you will use on your Midnight River Fishing Trip! You and your llama will float down river in one of Ed's vintage jon boats and cast your explosives in some of Ed's secret fishing spots to ensure maximum yield. Yes all this is yours Mr. Taylor 514 ce.
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