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In the aftermath, what would the old lady have chosen to eat, assuming she could go to any restaurant? My first choice would be a pizza and a Coca-Cola. Of course, we Americans have no taste in food. Man, if I had to starve for three weeks, I would not be Fat Abe anymore.
Another weird line of thought. If you had to be confined for three weeks in a bathroom, with another person, would you choose your significant other, or someone famous, e.g., Jenna Jameson or Tom Cruise? Dear Wife: I would choose you. That is not a lie. On second thought ...
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