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Originally Posted by Solitaire1
So that's the real purpose of the Death Star: A massive chicken frying machine. Planet destruction is just an unfortunate side effect.
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No ... the fleeing rebel chickens had to land to refuel their corn hoppers ... which hid them from view on the Death Star's scanners .... and Darth Vadar was hungry ... so they fired wide beam on the entire planet .... and then scooped the resulting charred nuggets from the floating debris ... and then moved on