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orlok · 05-03-2013, 04:09 AM

The 3rd "Nile" virus is coming. I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to target those who were born prior to 1953...

Virus Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. (Done that)
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail. (That too)
3. Causes you to send an e-mail to the wrong person. (Yup)
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. (Ah-ha)
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. (Done that)
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished. (Oh no, not again)
7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND". (Hate that)
8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE." (OH HECK, NOW WHAT?)

ALSO KNOWN AS THE "C-NILE VIRUS."

Hmmm...... have I posted this already, or did you just post it?

05-03-2013, 04:09 AM	#6474
orlok Close to the Edit! Posts: 9,797 Karma: 267994408 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"	The 3rd "Nile" virus is coming. I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to target those who were born prior to 1953... Virus Symptoms: 1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. (Done that) 2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail. (That too) 3. Causes you to send an e-mail to the wrong person. (Yup) 4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. (Ah-ha) 5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. (Done that) 6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished. (Oh no, not again) 7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND". (Hate that) 8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE." (OH HECK, NOW WHAT?) ALSO KNOWN AS THE "C-NILE VIRUS." Hmmm...... have I posted this already, or did you just post it?