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What? You mean that Queen Z's birthday is not an international holiday? Why here in the US school children have been silenced for days in anticipation. Balloons have been inflated, both Presidential candidates are scheduled to make special addresses, and the current President will host a special ceremony in the Rose Garden. All baseball games will have a moment of silence followed by cheering between the halves of the 7th inning. Taylor has composed a short 35 verse ode to Queen Z. Neko has a special line of Queen Z birthday T-shirts and mugs. Even the French postal authorities are planning on releasing a new stamp in her honor. Elton John and Bono are performing live on the BBC in celebration.
So who's birthday did you think it was?
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