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YGG- · 02-01-2009, 02:27 PM

During a medical check up, a lady complains about her tepid sex life; husband's not so much interested any more etc.
The doc says "Now, you want to take the initiative & help things happen! A nice dinner, candles, champagne, & just before your husband drinks, slip a Viagra pill into the champagne glass; should do the trick"
"Thanks doc, will do"
Next day, back to the doctor, the lady says "oh, doctor! I did everything the way you said I should; nice dinner, candles, champagne, Viagra... as soon as my husband drank, he jumped on me and did it to me every way he knew and then some".
"Oh wow, great! you happy?"
"Yes; but i guess we won't be able to go back to this restaurant again..."

02-01-2009, 02:27 PM	#75
YGG- Dry fruit Posts: 1,157 Karma: 1047086 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Paris, France Device: Bookeen Opus + HTC Desire HD	During a medical check up, a lady complains about her tepid sex life; husband's not so much interested any more etc. The doc says "Now, you want to take the initiative & help things happen! A nice dinner, candles, champagne, & just before your husband drinks, slip a Viagra pill into the champagne glass; should do the trick" "Thanks doc, will do" Next day, back to the doctor, the lady says "oh, doctor! I did everything the way you said I should; nice dinner, candles, champagne, Viagra... as soon as my husband drank, he jumped on me and did it to me every way he knew and then some". "Oh wow, great! you happy?" "Yes; but i guess we won't be able to go back to this restaurant again..." Last edited by YGG-; 02-02-2009 at 03:38 AM.