Um, if you go to heaven, you will have a Kindle with access to every book ever imagined, with no typos or DRM, with page numbers, and even better contrast.
If you go to hell, you will be forced to repeatedly read a typo-infested, bad translation of The Epic of Gilgamesh on an Apple Newton that asks you to scrawl a 1000 character password every 10 minutes to unlock the DRM.
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