I have TWO question pour vous:
1. What is the funniest read you've come across? Can be an atricle, short story or a whole novel.
2. I'm looking for a humor book with the humor being along the lines of Married with Children, or Allo Allo. What would you recommend me?
a few examples:
Edith: Tonight I will sing as I have never sung before.
René: What, in tune?
Flying Officer Carstairs: Look at my knees
[lifts up his "skirt"]
René: Why is he showing you his knees?
Michelle Dubois: He was a scrubber at ze nunnery.
René: No wonder they threw him out.
Officer Crabtree: I was pissing by the door when I heard a shat.
[Yvette has brought more hot water for René's bath, because the boiler's broken.]
Yvette Carte-Blanche: The old boiler is in a terrible state.
René: I do not know why I married her in the first place.
Peggy: I want sex.
Al: So do I, but I see no reason to drag *you* into it.
Peggy: Did you miss me?
Al: With every bullet, so far.
AL BUNDY
[Marcy has appeared at the Bundy's door with a raw chicken] Congratulations, Marcy. I didn't even know you were expecting.
PS: and noo, I did not find The Hitchhikers funny - the robot was a boss though
