April! We need to form a support group/militia to defend us! And our self-esteem! For some unfathomable reason, our so-called friends just value us for our bodies! Our fragile flesh! Not our incredible brains or brilliant wit!
It's cruel I say! And demeaning! Especially recycling those tacky disguises from old "Get Smart" episodes!
1. Pick a snappy name for our group - something that will tug at the heartstrings of all members.
2. Add a striking logo - that we can license the merchandising rights -- T shirts, mugs, NOT cutlery or table services!
3. Put up a website with heart-rending stories of near escapes and hideous recipes disguised as innocent dinner invitations.
4. Add a PayPal donation button.