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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
"We made camp to rest the horses, and all five of those bi....s, errr, ladies skinned off their leathers and began to oil them up with mink oil.
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"Then they started to look at me, kind of how an owl eyes up a mouse. Licking their lips and winking at me.
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Good thing this is
fiction! I'm almost afraid to let my wife read the thread anymore.
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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
"Hmmm," pondered Tom as he pulled out a weighty tome from his saddlebags, "Let's see: abandonment, breach of promise, reckless endangerment ... why the list of charges is almost endless. Ladies .... we have a winner."
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I can't say I'm crazy about those charges Tom is contemplating, but I
do like the sound of ".... we have a winner." Does that mean Seasonings can keep the iPad if he locates Alex in time for a rescue?
- M.