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Originally Posted by happy_terd
Agreed.
Sometimes just hinting at something is dirtier than saying it.  |
The story may or may not be true. The first time I heard it, Red Skelton supposedly said it on his show to a well-known actress, but it's also been atributed to Groucho Marx and Bob Hope.
She (digging in his front pocket for a key): "I feel funny doing this."
He: "Go any further and you'll feel nuts!"
For what it's worth, someone going by the screenname "nikintx" claims to have been watching The Red Skelton Show the night in question:
http://webcache.googleusercontent.co...ient=firefox-a