Happy Birthday!
Q. What is the left side of a birthday cake?
A. The side that's not eaten.
Q. Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
A. No, they both burn shorter!
Q. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
A. Because it was feeling crumby!
Q. What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A. Angel food cake!
Q. What did one candle say to the other?
A. "Don't birthdays burn you up?"
