That was a fascinating watch. I sincerely hope it's a parody, but fear it isn't.
I loved some of his logic; soccer starts with 'S', as does sodomy, therefore soccer is bad. Wow, football starts with 'F', as does fellatio; basketball and baseball start with 'B', as does buggery. What does that tell us, I wonder (nothing at all would be my guess)
I do think that he could be on to something though when he says that if you chopped your arms off you would be the best footballer in the world. I'm just off to give Fabio Capello a call
