An we now bring you.....Kiss A Chicken for Christ or something like it:
http://www.denverpost.com/search/ci_15436443
....From the article:
Q: Do you get some grief from animal rights activists?
A: Some group in Maryland wants to sue me for animal cruelty. I can't believe those people. They tell me that chickens can't fly and that making them fly is terrible. Well, I wrote them a letter as if I was a chicken, and I said that once a year, I got to go in the Guffey Chicken Fly, but that my poor brothers and sisters are all Kentucky Fried now. But those people didn't like that, either, for some reason.
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