I don't think I have seen this one posted here
(Apologies as always to our blond female members
)
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show
in a small Texas town. With his dummy on his knee he starts going through
his usual dumb blonde jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts
shouting; 'I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.. What makes you
think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a woman's
hair have to do with her worth as a Human being? It's guys like you who keep
women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from
reaching our full potential as a person. It's because you and your kind
continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women in
general....and all in the name of humour!!!'
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells,
'you stay out of this! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee!'